‘To each his own‘ is a phrase that’s lost on a lot of people these days, especially this holier than thou vegan who had an absolute meltdown on YouTube after discovering that the tomato sauce in his pizza contains cheese. He throws his phone before coming back with ‘only in fucking America. Tell me who puts cheese in the sauce?‘
To be fair, I’ll support him on this one, because I don’t know any pizzerias that put cheese in the sauce.
If you want to see the moment that he realizes that his pure vegan lifestyle is over, fast forward to the 16 minute mark. We promise you won’t care about anything else that happens before that point.
Please don’t get me wrong here, if I was duped into eating pizza which I later found out was vegan and didn’t contain any actual cheese or meat products I’d be livid too. You might even see me throw my phone in anger at the fact that I’d just been tricked into eating the abomination that vegans pass off as fake cheese. What I wouldn’t do afterwards is upload a video of my temper tantrum to YouTube for all of the world to see, because I don’t think the world needs to know about my eating habits.
Apparently this is where me and this vegan differ, because not only did he upload this first video of his meltdown upon discovering that he’d eaten cheese but he then uploaded a followup video after discovering that the Internet was making fun of him:
Until today I didn’t know that ‘being vegan’ could be an entire personality. I guess you learn something new every day, right?
This article originally appeared on BroBible.